Non Aadmi PartyBy the folks, for the folk, of the internet. The time is ripe for a metamorphosis in the way our great country is ruled. The time is apt for the citizens to get what they deserve. If real intelligence has been failed to be clever, it is time for artificial intelligence to take over. Your next Prime Minister hasn’t ever served chAI, hasn’t ever sheltered underworld ke bhAI, hasn’t ever dissed movies by Subhash GhAI.
Your next Prime Minister is not an aadmi, it’s a cloud based, omnipotent and omnipresent AI engine. It’s motherly, homely and an intelligent candidate. We call it AAI. Here’s introducing Non Aadmi Party and it’s motherly, homely and clever candidate AAI. It’s transparent, it’s open, it’s omnipresent. It’s not your friend, it’s not your enemy.
It’s you. PM AAI is such a beacon of intelligence that it knows you better than you recognize your self. It is familiar with your needs, your desires, your aspirations. PM AAI will fix open manholes even before little ones fall into them, PM AAI will supply jobs even before youngsters finish their education. The Non Aadmi Party is a political startup. Startups have efficiently modified the style we run businesses; Non Aadmi Party will successfully change the manner governments are run.
Here is why you’ll want to choose Non Aadmi Party and AAI, the man made intelligence PM, in the approaching elections. We don’t want just your votes, we’d like your upvotes. Traditional political events don’t disclose their funding sources, but being a political startup, it will likely be the one thing that Non Aadmi Party talks about. Get used to newspaper headlines like, “Non Aadmi Party Raises $100 million in Series A Funding” or “Multiple VCs Lead New Funding Round in NAP. ” We’ll discuss funding even if we are not receiving any funding but want to stay in the news.
We will be open to talking about our funding assets, but please don’t ask us how and where we are spending the money. Much like traditional events, we also won’t know but we absolutely could be the world’s first unicorn authorities. In our opinion, Parliament House has been looking ahead to a startup to occupy it. Perhaps that’s why they already sport an open office layout. To add to this, the Parliament under the Non Aadmi Party will sport a completely new look.
It will only have bean bags, but individuals will show appreciation not by banging on tables but by upvoting Non Aadmi Party on Product Hunt. Every LS and RS session can be planned in fortnightly sprints, the periods can be streamed on the party’s own channel called NAPflix and for sure, the Parliament may have ping pong and foosball tables to permit our ministers to stay fit and energized. Startups in India were affected by the infamous Angel Tax regulation, which imposes taxation on VC investments in unlisted businesses. However, with our advanced intelligence, we can out normal this law by allowing VC funding via electoral bonds. This will not only allow all investments to be tax free, but also allow all donations to be absolutely nameless!In doing so, we think we may be just the start of a long line of startups attempting to get into politics once all people realizes its ability for tax free investments.