Non Aadmi PartyBy the folk, for the people, of the web. The time is ripe for a change in the best way our great country is ruled. The time is apt for the citizens to get what they deserve. If real intelligence has been didn’t be intelligent, it’s time for artificial intelligence to take over. Your next Prime Minister hasn’t ever served chAI, hasn’t ever sheltered underworld ke bhAI, hasn’t ever dissed movies by Subhash GhAI.
Your next Prime Minister is not an aadmi, it is a cloud based, all-powerful and omnipresent AI engine. It’s motherly, homely and an intelligent candidate. We call it AAI. Here’s introducing Non Aadmi Party and it’s motherly, homely and clever candidate AAI. It’s transparent, it’s open, it’s omnipresent. It’s not your friend, it’s not your enemy.
It’s you. PM AAI is such a beacon of intelligence that it knows you better than you recognize your self. It understands your needs, your desires, your aspirations. PM AAI will fix open manholes even before infants fall into them, PM AAI will provide jobs even before kids finish their education. The Non Aadmi Party is a political startup. Startups have effectively modified the way in which we run businesses; Non Aadmi Party will successfully change the best way governments are run.
Here is why make sure to choose Non Aadmi Party and AAI, the synthetic intelligence PM, in the impending elections. We don’t want just your votes, we would like your upvotes. Traditional political events don’t disclose their funding resources, but being a political startup, it’s going to doubtless be the only thing that Non Aadmi Party talks about. Get used to newspaper headlines like, “Non Aadmi Party Raises $100 million in Series A Funding” or “Multiple VCs Lead New Funding Round in NAP. ” We’ll talk about funding even if we will not be receiving any funding but are looking to stay in the inside track. We may be open to speaking about our funding resources, but please don’t ask us how and where we are spending the cash.
Much like classic parties, we also won’t know but we totally can be the area’s first unicorn govt. In our opinion, Parliament House has been looking ahead to a startup to occupy it. Perhaps here’s why they already sport an open office layout. To add to this, the Parliament under the Non Aadmi Party will sport a totally new look. It will only have bean bags, but participants will show appreciation not by banging on tables but by upvoting Non Aadmi Party on Product Hunt.
Every LS and RS session can be planned in fortnightly sprints, the classes could be streamed on the party’s own channel called NAPflix and naturally, the Parliament may have ping pong and foosball tables to allow our ministers to remain fit and energized. Startups in India were plagued by the infamous Angel Tax regulation, which imposes taxation on VC investments in unlisted businesses. However, with our advanced intelligence, we will out general this law by allowing VC funding via electoral bonds. This will not only allow all investments to be tax free, but additionally allow all donations to be absolutely nameless!In doing so, we expect we may be just the beginning of a long line of startups trying to get into politics once everybody realizes its means for tax free investments.